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For a very long time now the bribe on offer for doing a poo in the toilet has been a rainbow Lollipop. Jack saw them in Big W once, and we didn’t want to buy it for him at the time. We turned it into something that he couldn’t have until he had, voluntarily, done a poo on the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That must have been six months ago. In that time he has achieved many M&Ms (the lower denomination in this currency scheme), but never the coveted Rainbow Lollipop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today was the day. Kris brought him home from day care, and I heard him announcing his achievement for my benefit from the bottom of the stairs. He got a big hug and plenty of adulation from me, and he then headed straight for the pantry for his pay day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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For a very long time now the bribe on offer for doing a poo in the toilet has been a rainbow Lollipop. Jack saw them in Big W once, and we didn’t want to buy it for him at the time. We turned it into something that he couldn’t have until he had, voluntarily, done […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":871,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_regular_price":[],"currency_symbol":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_slider_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"post_slider_layout_landscape_large":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-1200x800.jpg",1200,800,true],"post_slider_layout_portrait_large":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-1200x1800.jpg",1200,1800,true],"post_slider_layout_square_large":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-1200x1200.jpg",1200,1200,true],"post_slider_layout_landscape":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-600x400.jpg",600,400,true],"post_slider_layout_portrait":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-600x900.jpg",600,900,true],"post_slider_layout_square":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-600x600.jpg",600,600,true],"full":["https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG20250804172706-scaled.jpg",1920,2560,false]},"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":873,"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions\/873"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bneparks.downie.cc\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}